what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
You realize that you can, right?
Text 911 your address and emergency and their send over their whole shebang.
Left front door open.
Trying to understand fandoms for the first time.
Look at all the fucks I give.
What the fuck is this.
Someone makes a joke but no one gets it.
Plans for the future.
“Sure, Why not!”